Across

1. I am a god, I am a planet, and I am used to measure temperature. What am I? 

Answer: Mercury

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6. Who appreciates the little things?

 Answer: Microbiologists

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7. What did the photon take for its stomachache? 

Answer: Quantums

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8. Where do hippos go to university? 

Answer: Hippocampus

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12. I went on an ice-skating trip with a group of psychiatrists. I’ve never seen so many _________ ____. 

Answer: Freudians slip

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14. What do you call a sociologist who is “just okay” at their job? 

Answer: A Sosociologist

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15. What was the charge when NaCl was arrested? 

Answer: A Salt

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Down

2. How does Ivan Pavlov make his hair soft? 

Answer: Conditioning

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3. Where do bad rainbows go? 

Answer: A Prism

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4. What does WTF mean in ABA? 

Answer: Where’s the function

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5. Why did the methodological behaviorist cross the road?

Answer: It doesn’t matter

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9. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with electricity, what am I? 

Answer: A Computer

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10. What do you call an impolite molecule? 

Answer: Amino Acid

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11. What’s the most magnetized animal? 

Answer: A Polar Bear

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13. What chemical doesn’t like to follow? 

Answer: Lead